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FAQ · OFFICIAL ANSWERS

Frequently Asked Questions.

The public has questions. CapMVP has answers. Please review the following guidance carefully.

THE TEN

Answers of record.

  1. What time is it?

    Right now, which is the perfect time to use CapMVP.

  2. What is today?

    Today. As it was foretold.

    I have this thing called a calendar; It foretells the days.

  3. When does school start?

    Whenever you are done managing your Roster. If a teacher is mad that you are late, tell them CapMVP said they would not understand. Do not clarify. Do not spoon feed them the answer.

  4. What day is it?

    The day you make the perfect trade.

  5. Where am I?

    On the verge of history.

  6. What is my IP?

    I have no godly idea. Should I be tracking users? Is that what the cool sites do? Okay, I shall start tracking you. Hello Jimmy!

  7. What is AI?

    Allen Iverson: transcendent basketball player, cultural icon, and reluctant public lecturer on the importance of practice.

  8. How to tie a tie?

    Same way you tie your shoes.

  9. What year is it?

    Yikes. Put down the bottle and sign a free agent or two.

  10. How to delete Instagram account?

    Throw a pie in Zuckerberg's face.

This concludes the official FAQ addressing the most Googled questions. Please govern yourself accordingly.

UPDATE 001 · POST LEGAL ADVICE

Post Legal Advice

After speaking with a criminal defense lawyer, I would like to clarify that #10 was obviously a joke and you should not actually throw a pie in Zuckerberg's face.

The correct number is 7*.

*Unless you can get your hands on 8 pies, then go for 8.